| 1 | Quote | Posted by | Date |
| 1 | You live and learn, then you die and forget it all. | james | 14/03/05 23:07:06 |
| 2 | "In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?" ~ Dino Esposito | james | 14/02/05 23:19:31 |
| 3 | "UNIX is an operating system, OS/2 is half an operating system, Windows is a shell, and DOS is a boot partition virus." ~ Peter H. Coffin | james | 14/02/05 23:17:50 |
| 4 | I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour? - Pinky (Pinky and the Brain) | james | 14/02/05 23:15:46 |
| 5 | You can't scam a scammer | Kyle | 12/02/05 19:54:31 |
| 6 | It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration - Edsger Dijkstra | james | 24/01/05 21:38:56 |
| 7 | Fear me, for I am root | james | 30/11/04 00:18:20 |
| 8 | If toast always falls butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped some toast to a cats back? | james | 04/11/04 00:40:03 |
| 9 | If you have a problem,
If no one else can help,
And if u can find him,
Maybe you can hire...
John Bourke! | Kyle_McCandlish | 15/09/04 00:47:13 |
| 10 | How many manouvres does it take for me to turn my car around in the middle of the road.....10, 1 to start it off and 9 more to turn the bloody car around. | Kyle_McCandlish | 15/09/04 00:38:14 |
